yankees

yankees
1. (yankees) (3854↑, 2780↓)
The most overpaid assholes in the MLB. Their fans are also the biggest bandwagoning idiots EVER.

Fuck the Yankees Yankees suck

2. (Yankees) (740↑, 390↓)
A term and nickname created by Southerners and Confederate [Civil War] soldiers for a person who is from the North ([Midwest]/Northeast). It was especially given to Union soldiers who fought in the American Civil War, usually having to go into into The South in order to engage the enemy in combat. The Union forces invading Southern territory and also incidents where a few groups of soldiers pillaged and destroyed property and people's lives resulted in making this nickname derogatory by some.

Northerners and Midwesterners get called "Yankees" a lot by many Southerners.

3. (Yankees) (1848↑, 1568↓)
The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. The Yankees suck not because the play badly, but because they are not a team they are a business.

A Yankee fan's contribution to baseball chat rooms is limited to "[Red Sox] suck" and "1918." www.yanks-suck.com

4. (Yankees) (2058↑, 1828↓)
Yankees Suck

It is a well known fact that the Yankees eat babies, rape young unwed mothers and are the number one cause of the decay of Western civilization.

Author: Poop in your hat http://yankees.urbanup.com/460820
5. (yankees) (1543↑, 1364↓)
The most historic and awesome team in American history. The New York Yankees are far more than just a baseball team. They are an institution. Legends such as Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe Dimaggio, and Reggie Jackson were all Yankees. They have won the world Series 26 times. Also known as the Bronx Bombers.

The New York Yankees are the ultimate sports franchise.

6. (Yankees) (1476↑, 1330↓)
The most egotistical group of athletes to ever hit the major leagues. They are the first team to CHOKE on a 3 - 0 in the 2004 ALCS. They also suffered the biggest shut out in MLB history, losing 22-0 to Toronto. The Yankees Suck.

Who's your daddy now?

7. (Yankees) (924↑, 814↓)
The greatest professional sporting team in the history of the known world. Winner of 26 World Series championship and 39 American league pennants. Members include such legends as babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gherig, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris, Yogi Bera, Whitey Ford, Reggie Jackson, Don Mattingly, and Wade Boggs. Yankee Stadium, also known as “The House That Ruth Built" is situated in the Bronx in the greatest city in the world: New York. The Yankees' chief rival is the Boston Red Sox, whom after winning one championship in 86 years, have suddenly come under the delusion that they are a greater team than the Yankees. 1 in 86 is pathetic and no cause for boasting in such a sad city as Beantown.In short, G-d created the New York Yankees on the Sixth day at twilight.

NYY Fan: What's the greatest baseball team in the world? Random Person: The \<Insert Random Team Here\>\! NYY Fan: Wrong, Fucktard\! It's the New York Yankees.

8. (Yankees) (644↑, 563↓)
Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.

Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.

9. (Yankees) (166↑, 102↓)
Any American born outside the South (especially from the north)

Them Damn Yankees need to hop on Delta and head back north.

10. (Yankees) (783↑, 723↓)
The team to complete the biggest choke in the history of sports.

The Yankees just lost 4 straight to the [Red Sox] Obviously, they suck.

11. (yankees) (700↑, 651↓)
The absolutley most fucked up piece of ball suckers ever in the world of sports. Their fans can go suck Derek Jeter's cock, as George steinbrenner buys all of his players for 200 million dollars. Sheffield, Giambi, rodriguez, and all those other assholes obviously use steroids. The yankees suck balls\!

the yankees Derek Jeter is cheating on alex rodriguez with Jason Giambi.

12. (Yankees) (148↑, 105↓)
People who are born and/or raised in the Northeast or the Midwest, with those people possessing qualities of a Northerner. Yankees are usually found in and are from the following states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri. The Mason-Dixon Line plays a very slight role in determining who is and isn't a Yankee, because the Mason-Dixon Line was an imaginary border that was designed to legally set the boundaries of the states allowing slavery, and of the non-slavery states; not determining North and South. The states that contain the most real yankees are all of the New England states, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and New York.

I am a devout, true-to-heart Yankee, and damn proud of it.

Author: The Kentucky Yankee http://yankees.urbanup.com/1127991
13. (yankees) (286↑, 254↓)
One of the most hated teams in baseball for one reason: they're good. Yankee haters all come up with one reason for why they are good because they are too stupid to figure something else out. That reason is Money. Well isn't boston a big city? hmm don't they have the SECOND highest payroll in the league? And People are mad because the yankees actually have a lot of fans. Hey Boston, go win some World series and You might get some more fan base, until then go think of another curse for why you won't be winning any more world series for a while.

Red Sox Fan: YANKEES SUCK\!\!\! Yankees Fan: Well at least we don't blame our losing on a guy whos been dead for over 50 years. What will it be next time? The curse of the no talent baseball team?

14. (Yankees) (140↑, 109↓)
What I am because I'm from the Midwest and because I said that I supported the North during conversations (and some arguments) about the Civil War. Yankee is not a bad name at all, and I don't see it as being derogatory.

Personally I take being called "yankee" as a compliment\!

15. (Yankees) (67↑, 52↓)
Baseball team from NY. They have "won" 26 rings, but they still suck. They didn't win them. They bought them. Brian Cashman and the organization do their best to buy every slugger/steroid-user on the market. But even with all those sluggers, they lack team chemistry. And a decent pitching staff. As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are: "GO YANKEES" "Red Sox suck" "JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL" "1918" "26 rings" But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then. Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.

Yankees suck.

16. (Yankees) (61↑, 48↓)
a person who lives north of the mason dixon line, basically any state that fought on the union's side in the civil war (the northerners)

My mom doesn't want me to go to school up north because i'll meet a yankee and marry him.

17. (yankees) (30↑, 20↓)
A baseball team that, to anyone living east of New York, sucks.

Person from NY: Go Yankees\! person from MA: Retard\! Yankees suck\!

18. (yankees) (58↑, 48↓)
The worst team in the history of the MLB. The most overrated team that sucks ass the team that people who know nothing of baseball chose to be their favorite team

Baseball fan: "Hey, did you see the Yankees game last nite?" Dumbass: "oh yeah....the're my favorite team\! (who the hell are the yankees)"

19. (yankees) (318↑, 308↓)
The best team ever. Count the trophies. AND defenitely better than the Red Suck.

The Yankees won 26 world championships.

20. (Yankees) (25↑, 17↓)
a stupid MLB team that buys its world series and has players that if they get hit by the ball they cry and piss their pants to the ref.

n. Dude \#1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious? Dude \#2: Of course thats what the team always does. v. Dude \#1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory Dude \#2: i know thats the only reason they won.

21. (Yankees) (17↑, 10↓)
A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use. And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat. Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.

The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.

Author: DoesItReallyMatterSeriously http://yankees.urbanup.com/4497163
22. (Yankees) (29↑, 22↓)
A Major League Baseball team from the city of New York. If you took all of the money that the yankee players make in one year it could choke a whale, however derek jeter could comfortably deep throat the wad of cash, and alex rodriguez at the same time. Bitter Yankee "fans" (who only like the yankees when they win) constantly say things like "Big Deal the red sox won ONE world series in 86 years we've won 26\!" which translates from their native language of retarded to the english: "Im so fucking bitter because my team sucks balls now, I wish I never moved to new york from kansas and pretended I was always a yankees fan" Naturally they are jelous that Red Sox fans have consistantly stood by their team their entire lives, and actually enjoy winning a world series because they yankees rings mean nothing due to the fact that george steinbrenner bought their championships.

Red Sox Fan: WE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES I CAN DIE HAPPY\! Yankees Fan: The yankees have won 26 world series', the red sox have only won once since 1918 ::insert 20 more minutes of useless bragging that means nothing because the sox won THIS year:: Red Sox Fan: Dude, I wasn't even talking to you, shut your filthy yankee mouth.

Author: OTC Original Tavern Crew http://yankees.urbanup.com/1265015
23. (Yankees) (17↑, 11↓)
The New York Yankees are a professional baseball team based in the borough of the Bronx, in New York City, New York and are a member of Major League Baseball's American League East Division. One of the American League's eight charter franchises, the club was founded in Baltimore, Maryland in 1901 as the Baltimore Orioles, and moved to New York City in 1903, becoming known as the New York Highlanders before being officially renamed the "Yankees" in 1913.[3] From 1923 to 2008, the Yankees' home ballpark was Yankee Stadium, one of the world's most famous sports venues. In 2009, they moved into a new stadium, also called "Yankee Stadium"

I'm going to watch the watch the Yankees kick some ass.

24. (yankees) (49↑, 45↓)
(n.) A deregatory term for English colonists coined by the original Dutch settlers of New York. It is derived from the Dutch words "yan" - meaning "bumbling losers" - and "kee" - meaning "grossly overpaid."

Dutch Settler: Look at those foolish Yankees\! They can't even field a ground ball\!

25. (Yankees) (3↑, 3↓)
yankees aka the worst baseball team eva\!\!\!\! not only wicked bad baseball players, but not a family team. they only care about the money. they have the worst egotistic players and noone likes them.

they new york yankees are the worst baseball team in mlb baseball, unlike the red sox who are wicked amazing\!

26. (yankees) (67↑, 67↓)
its been said to death but the yankees are, quite frankly, the greatest team in sports. To those of you complaining about the payroll, make up your minds. Half of you say the payroll is the only reason we win, the rest of you say we can't win even with the payroll. I can't agree with either, although the latter is at least more realistic. The majority of the teams chamionships came before all of the money, and that success is in large part the reason for the money being as it is today, admittedly the boss helped a bit as well Speaking directly to the redsox fans, i find it laughable that you are able to so boldly speak of the 2003 ALCS "choke", when in reality the majority of your team's history in the 20th century has been defined by "choking"; the "curse" was more or less a series of chokes in big situations. In short, i'm glad you were able to snap the "curse" solely because the yankees "choked"... putting the arguments aside, heres the history: 1903 the team once known as the baltimore orioles move to new york and are called the highlanders. after leaving hilltop park and heading to lower ground the highlander name was no longer appropriate so they became the yankees. The redsox sent a number of players to the team to ensure yankee success and therefore the success of the lesser american league (which reminds me, sox fans, you had a hand in creating the monster you now hate)...you know the rest from there, a lot of winning and championships for a great team in a great park in a great city.

i need to put the word yankees in the example so they'll post my definition

27. (Yankees) (183↑, 183↓)
The greatest franchise in sports history. Fans of this team respect the game of baseball and find no need to speak about the sexual prefferences of members of opposing teams. Fans of this team know what it is to win and thus know how to react to winning, unlike stupid non sports fans who claim they love the red sox.

Yankees rule, for once SHUT UP Boston

28. (yankees) (72↑, 73↓)
a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings. the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod. the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally [fugly]. yankee games are also boring to watch.

Person \#1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia? Person \#2: No way\! What is it? Person \#1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game\! Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports. Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous\! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good\! Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough\! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down\! Yankee fan: OMG\! ::cries:: I got owned\! Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek? Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately....... Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary? Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball\! Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary? Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer\! I'm in this for the riches, yo\!

Author: blah blah blahhhhhhhhh http://yankees.urbanup.com/2239063
29. (Yankees) (155↑, 157↓)
The best franchise in the History of Pro. sports. They have more World Championships than any other franchise in any sport in the world.

The Yankees are the best team ever. The Yankees will win the World Series this year.

30. (yankees) (21↑, 24↓)
One of two MLB teams in New York City. Lays claim to 26 MLB titles (wrongly called "World Series"). Much-loved by home fans, much hated by fans of every other MLB team. Since George Steinbrenner took control of the team in 1973, the team's payroll has regularly been at the top of Major League Baseball. They have won the MLB title 6 times in the 35 years Steinbrenner has owned them.

Yankees suck\! They bought all their championships\!

31. (yankees) (114↑, 117↓)
The Yankees OWN you all. They're the best team in baseball -- their dynasty will never be surpassed by another baseball team. Yankees rule.

Everyone on urbandictionary wishes they could be as sexy as the Yanks.

32. (Yankees) (144↑, 147↓)
The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.

The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.

33. (Yankees) (152↑, 155↓)
The New York Yankees are by far the bset team in baseball, and always will be. Long after "$teinbrener" is dead they will still have the best franchise. QUIT HATIN MAN

-26 titles -team of All-Stars ::you know if you had that much money you'd spend it too::

Author: Die Hard NY Fan http://yankees.urbanup.com/759313
34. (yankees) (25↑, 29↓)
TEAM: A popular & successful American Major League Baseball franchise based in New York City. HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century. CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them. FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.

Dude 1: "Dude, like, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in like, 20 years or something. And the Red Sox have won it like, the last 5 times or something." Dude 2: "Yeah."

Author: George Steinbrenner 2007 http://yankees.urbanup.com/2680116
35. (Yankees) (31↑, 37↓)
The greatest team in the history of sports. Most World Series (26) and American League pennants (39) by far. More dynasties than any other team by far, including a back to back to back to back to back 5 YEAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. Certainly way more than your team has won, hence the bitterness that permeates the definitions above. From Babe Ruth to Derek Jeter, the Yankees are, and always will be, THE BEST\!\!\!

"Ballgame over, World Series over, Yankees win\! Theeeeeeeeeeeeee YANKEEEES WIN\!\!\!\!" "I won at darts so many times today, I feel like the Yankees." "Yankees suck\!" "Really? How many championships has your team won?" "Uhhh.....um...Yankees suck\!"

36. (Yankees) (9↑, 15↓)
considered the biggest choke in history, i wouldnt consider them the choke, i would consider the Red Sox for being the biggest choke for having COUNTLESS UPON COUNTLESS opporunities for 86 years compared to the yankees 4 game/DAY choke/slump, so compare 86 years to 4 days now who is the choker, not to mention i read somewhere to the red sox helped by giving players to the yankees to insure there succsess LOL i think that whole ordeal backfired since you hate your own creation, so this is tha whole fact.

person 1: 2 championships in 4 years aww poor chokers cant win one person 2: hey you jelous peice of crap, it took 86 years for you gus to get hear u think ur all high and mighty for a couple championships u know wut win 26 then talk to me. person 1: so what those 26 rings dont count its in the past what counts is now person 2: yea ur just afraid to look at your past cuz u see 0 rings jus wait the fresh scent of money attracts the players person 1: and thats the problem the yankees buy their championships person 2: it was the players decision to come and the jelousy that noone has tha money to do what our passion is but to win thats all we want in our lives looks like most of ur fans wasted urs rooting for the wrong team thru that century person 1: ......... silenced the sox fan is

37. (Yankees) (36↑, 42↓)
The greatest team in the MLB. Sure we trade a lot but who doesn't. People bitch about how the only way we win is because we're rich. Well fuck off to all those people where do you think all that money came from dumbass.

Derek Jeter=God of the Yankees

38. (yankees) (44↑, 50↓)
The greatest sporting franchise ever. The Yankees have more World Series championships than anybody in Major League Baseball. Known for their rivarly with the Boston RedSux, including a 2006 "Boston Massacre". Question for RedSox Nation: Which Number is bigger? 26 or 6. Got Rings? Go Yankees 2007\!\!\!\!

The Yankees have 20 more World Series titles than the RedSox. The Yankees humiliated the RedSox in 2006. The Yankees won the division last year while the RedSox failed to win 90 games.

39. (yankees) (121↑, 127↓)
Probably the most well known and successful sports franchise in the world. They have 26 World Championships. The Yankees are what America is about.

The Yankees just killed the Red Sox again.

40. (yankees) (127↑, 133↓)
A team that has something the Red Sox (and their fans) will never have....CLASS\!

Yankee fans don't wear "Pee on the Red Sox" or "Red Sox Suck\!" tees. Yanks don't encourage their fans to continually act like jackasses (including gloating about the fact that they've won ONE World Series championship since 1918. Whoopee, maybe now you can play baseball with the big boys)

41. (yankees) (94↑, 101↓)
THe greatest baseball team of all time with 26 world series wins..all u dick heads that hate them are just jealouse\!\!

the yankees own the red socks the yankees won the world series the most times

42. (yankees) (94↑, 101↓)
The best and most winningest team in all of sports to the point that people get jealous of their success and type dumb shit like they pay umpires to win games. Must be those laughable Boston and Phillies fan.

Yo Chris of Philly. You can only wish your silladelphia sillies born in the 1800 had a 3rd of the success that the Yankees had. And ya better stop sleeping on Harlem on your way to law school.

Author: capital of the world, NY http://yankees.urbanup.com/826759
43. (yankees) (46↑, 55↓)
The Best Team in History. Yes they are owners of the biggest choke in history but they are also owners of the most World Championships. Note to guy with the 22-0 comment --- it was Cleveland not the Blue Jays

The Yankees are the most well known franchise

Author: JP from New York http://yankees.urbanup.com/1419523
44. (Yankees) (38↑, 47↓)
anytime someone says the yankees suck, the yankee fan simply replies with, boston sucks, do they seriously not know that other fans hate them to, actually, all fans, u either hate em or love, most people hate, notice that nobody who dislikes them, repsects them, its alll hate and nothing else, and another tthing, the yanks have only won 5 championships since1960, in that time, celtics won 11, and canadiens won about 10, therefore, they are NOT the best sports team ever, clearly, and they only have 26 WS champs, because theyre the only team thats been around that long,and dont u dare say "1918" cuz i could careless about the red sox, i dont like them either, im a fan of everyteam in the MLB except the yankees and sox, because i simply just love the game, not the business's(NYY & Sox) who try to turn it into something besides baseball. yankee fans, please e-mail me with complaints and arguements P.S.:how does 3rd place feel more than halfway through the season?(go O's)

yankees, whos your daddy, thats riiight, migggyyy, go o's

Author: Eddie, doubleplay463\@hotmail.com http://yankees.urbanup.com/1373706
45. (yankees) (156↑, 165↓)
The heart of baseball. As long as the Yankees keep winning, we know baseball isn't dead yet. Baseball is dying, and the yankees are there when we need them the most. Baseball was meant for these guys. If you're a hater, well I respect freedom of speech, but still, unless you're a Red Sox fan you're probably only jealous that they've had some of the best baseball players of all-time and 26 World Championships.

Yankees are the reason why the American League has won 17 more World Championships than the National League. As long as the Yankees keep winning, Baseball is still alive. Ever since they changed their franchise name/city from the Baltimore Orioles to the New York Yankees in 1903, the Yankees have done what they were meant for.

46. (yankees) (20↑, 30↓)
best team and won most world championships in any sports franchise

the yankees are amazing

47. (Yankees) (28↑, 38↓)
TO ALL YOU YANKEE HATERS: What is wrong with you? Do you hate the yankees because they have the most money, the smartest owner and gm and the best fans? Why do you despise the yankees, because they win every year... Do you even know anything about baseball... People, all yankees are not bandwagoning idiots, Im a true yankee fan. I will die a yankee fan, because this is my team. I have liked them since I can remember, you can not "say" the yankees are bad, just say you dont like them... Damn,all yankee haters are in denile, you guys are jealous... Stop hating, and start looking at why your team sucks.

I hate the yankees because they have so much money from all their sold out games.

48. (Yankees) (110↑, 120↓)
Everyone is jealous of the yankees because they are the best organization in baseball, their ability to comeback and win ball games is unique. And they pick up bad or regular players and make them superstars... just like shawn chacon and aaron small.

The yankees are the best team in sports

49. (yankees) (62↑, 72↓)
The greatest sports team of all time. The team that uneducated fans from other teams label as "bought", even though that is only somewhat true from 2002 to present. Those who are jealous of their success write lame definitions below.

Yank-ees\! How you doin\! How you doin\! The Yankees have more championships than anybody else. The greatest player ever in sports history was a big fat drinker who played for the Yankees.

50. (yankees) (67↑, 77↓)
Best baseball team ever, known to man\!

"Go figure, the YANKEES won again"

51. (Yankees) (24↑, 34↓)
The Yankees are a baseball team from New York with a fair weather fan base. When Red Sox and Yankees fans get into fights, the latter will often pull out one of these, "Yeah? Well we have 26 titles," or "You guys only have one in the last 86 years." What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less. This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire," which can be used in place of the yankees in any context. Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez. Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary. I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them. It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname [the biggest chokers in history] . I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there\!" At least we Red Sox fans get it.

Fred - "I am from Yugoslavia. I do not need to know anything about baseball to know that the Yankees suck." Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.

52. (yankees) (63↑, 73↓)
The best team ever....from NYC.

The team everyone likes to diss saying OMFG you lost 4-3. A FOUR GAME SKID\!\!\! Guess what you stupid Boston Jews, you were on a fuckin 86 year skid\! Pedro must love the big apple now\! So what, you guys gonna try and not win for 186 years? You're whole pitching staff just went to the Mets.

Author: PEDRO LEFT\!\!\! http://yankees.urbanup.com/1111108
53. (yankees) (38↑, 48↓)
the overall best team in the whole entire world well if you are talking about baseball that is unless ur a dumb butt but if your not then you are awesome like the yankees

eric is going to play on the yankees he is also going to play 2nd base with them and go to the hall of fame

54. (Yankees) (54↑, 64↓)
The greatest team any sport has ever seen. Also known as the Evil Empire.

On the 7th Day, God created the Yankees

55. (Yankees) (38↑, 48↓)
1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned) 2. an identified crime family centered in New York state 3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see [shit]

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

56. (yankees) (44↑, 54↓)
the best baseball team in the world\!\!\!\!i don't care what ne 1 says they are amaizing\! so leave them ALONE\!\!\!\!

they have won more world series than ne 1 else

57. (yankees) (38↑, 49↓)
The GREATEST BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME\!\!\!\!\! I think it is funny how people say the Yankees suck, all I have to say is 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and counting. And for the people that say they are just overpaid (mostly red sox fans) take a look at your teams payrole.

Damn the Yankees are the GREATEST baseball of all time.

58. (Yankees) (109↑, 120↓)
26 world championships, most in mlb history and oh yeah they didn’t lose 22-0 to Toronto it was Cleveland but we still are a better team then the red sox.

Derek Jeter- Best Yankee Ever\! The yankees are the greatest ever, 2001 even though we didnt win the world series we still had a great time.

59. (yankees) (75↑, 86↓)
the best baseball team in the world boston sucks the yanks own the sox

a-rod is the best player in the world

60. (YANKEES) (77↑, 88↓)
The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....

26 world championships

61. (Yankees) (64↑, 75↓)
1.Plural of [Yankee]. 2.American Baseball Team - New York Yankees

1. You will meet alot of Yankees if you go to the USA. 2. The NYY kick some major ass.

62. (yankees) (20↑, 32↓)
You know, I love how when the Yankees are doing well, they all say "HAHA, WE PWNZ TEH RED SUX\!\!\!\!\!\!\!" and then when the Red Sox get one up on them, their whole view changes. Suddenly they say "Uhhhhhhhhhh....26\!" Sure, some Sox fans take it way too far by saying the 2004 ALCS is the greatest comeback in sports history. I mean, it's been done twice in hockey. Also, the Yankees overcame a 14 game deficit starting in July. That's all I give the Yankees for being good though. The Yankees have bought a lot of players, like or not. Pay roll got up over 220 million dollars and they still couldn't win. Well gee, what happens when you put a bunch of superstars on a team? They all want to be the best and not work together. Does everyone forget the fact that the Yankees were horrible a decade ago? Why does this slip everyone's mind I wonder. Remember, when the Jays are good, the Yankees suck hard. So Yankee fans, stop dissing all Sox fans. Yankee fans and Sox fans are very much alike. They both hate each other, they make ignorant remarks, and it goes on.

Yankees fans should stop being so oblivious.

Author: Not a dumbass Sox Fan http://yankees.urbanup.com/2478862
63. (Yankees) (47↑, 59↓)
The best baseball team in the world. The Dodgers sucks the Red Sox's balls compare to the Yankees.

Those crazy Tovars like the Dodgers because they wanna suck the Red Sox's balls too.

64. (yankees) (24↑, 36↓)
face it, the red sox fans have something to look forward to every year, each game the fans are on the edge of their seats. now a yankees fan is a boring person who is a fan just for the sake of being a fan. They don't care about the fucking team they are the people who want to be fair and root for the team who is compltely made up of homosexuals (not that there's anything from with that) but honestly let's just narrow it down to the most important facts...look at jeter and then look at johnny damon, LOOK AT THAT HEAD OF HAIR, yeah that's what i thought shut up

look at johnny damon\!\!

65. (yankees) (83↑, 96↓)
best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win\!\!\!\!\!

66. (Yankees) (83↑, 96↓)
A team whose fans actually root for them, instead of against another, see [Red Sox]. Even though the Yanks do spend money out the ass, its not our fault and were gonna follow our Yanks to another Championship on 05'.

Yankee Fan: Lets go Yankees\!\!\! Sox Fan: Fuck the Yankees\!\!\! (notice there is no positive cheer for the sox...sad, i know.)

67. (yankees) (30↑, 44↓)
obviously the best team in all of sports. sure, there are a lot of people here who dont like the yankees, but they have to be famous because so many people know them and spend time making fun of them. who would take this much time insulting the red sox?

red sox fan: yankees suck\! blah blah blah... yankee fan: i want a hot dog.

68. (yankees) (66↑, 80↓)
The best baseball team ever. Not much more can be said about that. They will always be better than the Red Sox. My grandkids will proudly chant "2004."

The Red Sox rub dicks with eachother in the shower rooms

Author: Legendary Nick http://yankees.urbanup.com/1285470
69. (yankees) (55↑, 69↓)
They are the best team in any sport. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous.

Person A: The Red Sox are awesome. Person B: You're just jealous. Person A: No...no I'm not. Person B: Yes you are bitch. Person A: Bitch? Person B: YEAH BITCH NOW DO AS I SAY\! Person A: :'( Ok, from behind right?

70. (Yankees) (31↑, 45↓)
The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

71. (Yankees) (23↑, 38↓)
The best team in the history of professional sports. They have won 26 World Championships, more than anyone else in any sport. To all you Red Sox fans you won 1 in 86 years and we have won 26 in that time. You still suck. We still have 20 more than you. Even if you won every year which you could never do it would take you 20 years to catch us. Even if you ever did get 26 we would probably have 126 by then. RED SOX SUCK\!\!\! GO YANKEES\!\!\!\!\!\!

Red Sox Fan: We won one\! You suck\! Yankees Fan: We won 26 of them in the time it took you to get one so if we suck then where are you? Nowhere\! Red Sox Fan: OK, you are the best team ever\! Yankees Fan: Now you just suck dick.

Author: \#1 Yankees fan http://yankees.urbanup.com/1268175
72. (yankees) (32↑, 47↓)
Lets set somthing straing the yankees did choke and they did loose the ALCS and all that shit. But face it the yankees and George kick the mother fucking shit out of the sox every fucking year. Sox Fan: YEAR 2000 bitch Yankees fan: STF ^ you r from boston u talk funn and im black Sox fan:Choke Yankees FAN: ok thats 3 for you and 26 for us stf^ FUCK FACE

THE YANKEES KICK ASS AND THE SOX CANT EVEN WIN A DIVISIOn.

Author: Fuck the Fucking Red Sox http://yankees.urbanup.com/1194844
73. (Yankees) (8↑, 23↓)
originally from the tipical dutch names Jan and Kees...as a common expression for the dutch immigrants of the first days \!\!

the yankees had real bad luck: they got president Bush

74. (yankees) (12↑, 28↓)
People who are thankful for a trade (sports). (I.E.-- BABE RUTH, Roger Clemens...)

"Thanks for that sandwich, man\!" "You're such a Yankee."

75. (yankees) (25↑, 42↓)
if by yankees suck, you mean yankees are the greatest team ever, then yes the yankees do suck. The yankees will hit more homeruns this season than people can say "yankees suck"

keep wining boso fans,keep wining. Keep tryin to make excuses fo why your team sucks and the yankees are in first place every year.

76. (yankees) (29↑, 46↓)
a team that will always be in a first, and will always beat the red sox. people will say they buy their championships, but isnt that part of baseball....making good trade to better help your team? hmm... cuz i thought so\! The red sox..and their fans, are just jelous that they cant beat the yankees. The only way they can beat NY...is play the METS\!\!

What place are the yankees in? why do u even ask... their always in first "it is october....and the yankees are still beating boston by 8"

77. (yankees) (20↑, 38↓)
A Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League for New York. They've won a lot of championships and like to get ripped on cause of what happened in 2004.

Yes the Yankees choked but Boston fans I need to show you something... 1946 World Series 1967 World Series 1975 World Series October 25, 1986... Aaron Boone Jeter sucks A-Rod, Manny wishes he could.

Author: RedSuxYanksRule http://yankees.urbanup.com/1789364
78. (Yankees) (19↑, 37↓)
The most awsome baseball team in new york. Every one just hates them because they are really good and they can kick any body's ass if they wanted to. So stop fucking complaining

The yankees are the best team in new york

79. (YANKEES) (16↑, 35↓)
If you say that the Yankees suck, b/c of the fact that tehy can by almost whomever they want, then your retarded. Hey Boston you are a good team, just nowhere near as good as the Yankees. If you 26 more world series before the Yankees win one, then I will say that you are better, untill then stop chanting Yankees suck, its just annoying and has no fact behind it. look at statistics. don't just go on one season and one series, yes u came back from a 0-3 deficit, but what put u behind in the 1st place?

Boston Fan: ohhhhhhh we won the series we came back from a losing by 3games that must mean the yankees suck. Yankee fan: well if u win 26 more before we win another one then u can say we suck, until then shut the F up\!\!\!

80. (yankees) (6↑, 25↓)
A person from the Northeast United States. They talk through their nose with a heavy nasal accent. Also they have very bad manners in general.

"These goddamn yankees keep moving south and destroying our culture, and god\! that accent\! it's like ice-picks to my eardrums\!"

Author: Cornelius Windsor http://yankees.urbanup.com/983099
81. (yankees) (22↑, 42↓)
-the best team there is and the best team there ever will be. -the team with the most haters -way better than the boston red sh*ts -will win 2005 world series -a team that every one loves to hate -a team with the most money -a team that will go down in history as the best -a team that when you here there name you think baseball -a team that just was'nt suppose to win in the 2004 alcs

derek jeter alex rodriguez babe ruth

82. (yankees) (28↑, 52↓)
-The best team in the history of sports. -Better than the Red Sox will ever be.

"Did y'all see dat Yankee game last night??\!?\!" "YOOOOO it was off da HEEZY\!\!" "You know dem Yankees... They ALWAYS beat the Red Sox." "Fah real."

83. (yankees) (31↑, 59↓)
1. the best major league baseball team with 26 world series rings. 2. an amazing mlb team that everyone is jealous of because they actually have true fans that come to the games evn if they are losing. 3. A baseball team with the best players in baseball because they can afford to pay them since their fans actually come to games.

1.the yankees just won their 26th world series. 2.i wish we cud have tru fans like the yankees do that wud come to our games evn if we didnt make the playoffs. 3.George Steinbrener just signed A-rod for 25 milion a year because he made a shit-load of money last season from fans coming to ALL the games.

84. (Yankees) (37↑, 68↓)
The greatest baseball team ever

The Yankees win the World Series\!

Author: Nick Bellanger http://yankees.urbanup.com/207097
85. (Yankees) (13↑, 45↓)
The biggest dynasty and winningest team in all of professional sports. As a result, many people from the greater New York area (and not so greater like most of Connecticut) become Yankee fans and feel they accomplished some great achievement by jumping on the bandwagon. Furthermore, the Yankees prove that there is a thing worse than a sore loser(see Red Sox fans), and that is a sore winner(see Paul O' Neil and George Steinbrenner.)

Person A: Will the Yankees continue to suck this bad all year? Person B: No, they will spend a couple more million before the tradeline to fix their problems. Person A: That's the american way.

86. (yankees) (38↑, 77↓)
The best baseball team in the history of the game. Every person who claims to hate them is really just acting out of jealousy. The most prominant people who hate them are Red Sox fans. Red Sox fans hate them because they always beat Boston. HAHA\!
87. (Yankees) (41↑, 92↓)
Only the best team in the MLB, with some of the most dedicated players and fans. The team that every Red Sox fan is jealous of, especially since A-Rod decided he wanted to play for them. A team that recieves all the ex-Red Sox when they realize their team sucks. A team that every Red Sox fan makes fun of for losing to the Marlins, even though they beat the Red Sox, and are now first place in the AL. A team who's dynasty will never fade, no matter what the pay-roll, because you know if your team had the highest pay-roll you wouldn't be complaining and saying you buy your team.

Yankees: the ultimate definition of baseball.

Author: Disgraced_Boston_Resident http://yankees.urbanup.com/766011
88. (Yankees) (132↑, 266↓)
Obviously, urbandictionary.com is filled with a bunch of morons from Boston. Wow, fantastic, you finally won the world series after 86 years of pathetic attempts. The Yankees still have 5 times the amount of World Series Titles and Pennants than the Red Sox. Now that the Sox have won just one silly World Series, you can no longer claim to be the sad bunch of losers you were before. This gives the rest of the nation nothing to empathize with, therefore banishing your team forever to mediocrity. I guarantee in 86 years, my grandkids will proudly be shouting "Two thousand four\!" at games since you stupid fucks won't ever be able to do it again. It's just too bad St. Louis didn't show up to the series, they were clearly a better team than you lucky bunch of ugly bastards. Oh, and one more thing, no one likes Boston because the chicks there are just so friggin' ugly and your nightlife sucks too. I should know, I lived in that shithole for four years.

The Yankees still own you.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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